Submission (#221) Approved
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14 April 2025, 14:49:00 UTC (2 weeks ago)
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14 April 2025, 23:15:50 UTC (2 weeks ago) by PaintedKitsune
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SUBMITTING 5 AT THE SAME TIME TO AVOID SPAM
It's a phone! Just an ordinary phone. Red with a curled tail wire, receiver with buttons, the kind that in a rotary pattern so you have to twirl the little circle thing to dial. It's not plugged into the wall, how weird. Suspiciously normal looking by all accounts. But then you pick it up and the truth reveals itself. It's NOT an ordinary phone! For when you pick it up to answer a call, a voice isn't what you get, but a FIST. A nice ol PUNCH. A bit of a SLAP or SMACK or THUNK of a finger ponking your forehead. It's a sentient joke phone, and it's cackling at you. How annoying.
114 words
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You hail for a taxi but a normal taxi is not what comes. What you see is a... cup of joe? Like a literal coffee cup, gray white ceramic with a big handle, steam emitting from the top of it. There isnt' even any cool logo or design on it, it's just a plain boring cup. Well except for two things: 1 it's the size of a literal CAR and 2 speaking of car it's got freaking WHEELS? Did someone order a hot cuppa joe to go? "AYE HURRY UP I GOTTA QUOTA TO MEET YA HEAR." it's says. Wait what, it's alive? And it can talk!?
106 words
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Before you you see a cute little koala! Gray fur and cute little black nose and paw pads, super smiley and friendly! But its not just an ordinary koala, no! This one has clothes fit for a day at the beach! Cute little blue goggles on it's head to shield it's eyes from water, on top of a pink swim cap to keep it's ears nice and dry. Next are cute little yellow arm floaties and finally a pair of ultra adorable green polka dot swim trunks! Oh wait, it's got adorable little matching green swim shoes too to keep it from slipping!
103 words
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Oh dear, it's a spider! You immediately see eight eyes and eight legs, but this isn't an ordinary spider like those big scary ones. No this one is... kinda cute? Instead of a normal body this little guy looks like a bushel of grapes! Bright purple with a nice little shiny sheen to it, it's abdomen and head looks like a bunch of grapes all grouped together, with little light green eyes like those green sour grapes! And it's legs are cute little squiggly grape vines with itty bitty teeny tiny little leaves at the ends for feet. And instead of silk, it spurts out little droplets of grape juice!
110 words
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Speaking of spiders, this next fellow is quite literally a spider web! White silk trendles forming a traditional shape of arches and weaves all coming together in the center to make a nice, satisfying geometric pattern. But then the pattern changes! It changes into... a face? How strange, this thing can emote! The white threads morph into recognizable expressions, round eyes and gaping smile for happy, sharp triangles and scowl for angry, and it can even form little droplets of dew to simulate tears in an expression of sadness! It can even dress itself in cute little accessories like a flower in 'it's hair' as well! A sentient spider web, who knew!
112 words
It's a phone! Just an ordinary phone. Red with a curled tail wire, receiver with buttons, the kind that in a rotary pattern so you have to twirl the little circle thing to dial. It's not plugged into the wall, how weird. Suspiciously normal looking by all accounts. But then you pick it up and the truth reveals itself. It's NOT an ordinary phone! For when you pick it up to answer a call, a voice isn't what you get, but a FIST. A nice ol PUNCH. A bit of a SLAP or SMACK or THUNK of a finger ponking your forehead. It's a sentient joke phone, and it's cackling at you. How annoying.
114 words
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You hail for a taxi but a normal taxi is not what comes. What you see is a... cup of joe? Like a literal coffee cup, gray white ceramic with a big handle, steam emitting from the top of it. There isnt' even any cool logo or design on it, it's just a plain boring cup. Well except for two things: 1 it's the size of a literal CAR and 2 speaking of car it's got freaking WHEELS? Did someone order a hot cuppa joe to go? "AYE HURRY UP I GOTTA QUOTA TO MEET YA HEAR." it's says. Wait what, it's alive? And it can talk!?
106 words
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Before you you see a cute little koala! Gray fur and cute little black nose and paw pads, super smiley and friendly! But its not just an ordinary koala, no! This one has clothes fit for a day at the beach! Cute little blue goggles on it's head to shield it's eyes from water, on top of a pink swim cap to keep it's ears nice and dry. Next are cute little yellow arm floaties and finally a pair of ultra adorable green polka dot swim trunks! Oh wait, it's got adorable little matching green swim shoes too to keep it from slipping!
103 words
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Oh dear, it's a spider! You immediately see eight eyes and eight legs, but this isn't an ordinary spider like those big scary ones. No this one is... kinda cute? Instead of a normal body this little guy looks like a bushel of grapes! Bright purple with a nice little shiny sheen to it, it's abdomen and head looks like a bunch of grapes all grouped together, with little light green eyes like those green sour grapes! And it's legs are cute little squiggly grape vines with itty bitty teeny tiny little leaves at the ends for feet. And instead of silk, it spurts out little droplets of grape juice!
110 words
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Speaking of spiders, this next fellow is quite literally a spider web! White silk trendles forming a traditional shape of arches and weaves all coming together in the center to make a nice, satisfying geometric pattern. But then the pattern changes! It changes into... a face? How strange, this thing can emote! The white threads morph into recognizable expressions, round eyes and gaping smile for happy, sharp triangles and scowl for angry, and it can even form little droplets of dew to simulate tears in an expression of sadness! It can even dress itself in cute little accessories like a flower in 'it's hair' as well! A sentient spider web, who knew!
112 words
Rewards
| Reward | Amount |
|---|---|
| Dealer's Dice | 2 |
| Gems | 125 |
| Jester | 1 |
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