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Aside from the trademark goat yell, this kit loves leaping over others to annoy them. He especially loves leaping goading someone into chasing his, letting them think they’ve gotten him, only to turn around, leap over them and go charging off in the other directions. He get’s more use out of his running speed and jumping then he does his claws. This he likes to save for more serious matters, and he doesn’t like to be involved in. Serious matters. When the claws come out, he intends for things to end quickly. Whether his attempts to annoy are well intended or not is a mystery. He like to keep his intentions close to the chest, but he likes to have fun while doing it.

2026-01-25 11:22:29

Cereza grinned, brandishing a spatula dramatically. “Relax Teine, I am going to make the most magnificent birthday cake Safirea has ever seen!” Her roommate, Teine, raised an eyebrow, “He’s a year old - he won’t even remember it!” Cereza rolled her eyes, “Besides the point. My nephew deserves a masterpiece! Three tiers! Chocolate ganache! Hand-pipes roses! Sparklers!”

Two hours later, the kitchen looked like a flour tornado had torn through the place. Staring down at her mixing bowl, Cereza frowned. “Is the batter supposed to…. Move like that?” The recipe called for two teaspoons of baking powder; Cereza had confidently added two tablespoons because, “Those are basically the same thing” The cake rose rapidly in the oven like a proud mushroom…. And then deflated like a sad balloon. “That’s fine - it looks like a modern art sculpture” She tried frosting it before it had cooled sufficiently, and the buttercream slid off in a sweet, sticky mess. “It’s an artistic drizzle effect”, she insisted.

The final product; a lopsided blob covered in sprinkles topped with one brave candle. After the first bite, her aunt exclaimed “It tastes… like brownies!” Cereza laughed awkwardly. “Exactly. Totally intentional.”

2026-02-04 03:49:11